CANADIAN AIR TRANSPORT SECURITY AUTHORITY AIRPORT BODY SCREENING RESULTS

Results are probably similar in USA airports.

 

FULL BODY SCANS AT CANADIAN AIRPORTS:

CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results

December 2012 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA :
Terrorists Discovered	0
Transvestites	133
Hernias	1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases	3,172
Enlarged Prostates	8,249
Breast Implants	59,350
Natural Blondes	3

It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.

Thought you'd like to know.